Taurus - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Alertness is an overvalued state of being, according to you ruling planet this month, Neptune. Long lay-ins, forgetting to go down to the gym, forgetting to take your favorite work out t shirt when you do remember, and where's the water bottle gone? This is just a taster of the Taurean nightmare of a month April is shaping up to be.

Also note that your optimal workout time has been revised 5 minutes back this month to 4:55 - 6:57pm.

Pull ups, push ups, but not sit ups are all well starred.

This month your destiny has the height of a Napoleon, the right hook of a 21 year old Tyson and the singing voice of a 41 year old Shirley Bassey.

 

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