Scorpio - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

The question 'Do you know the way to San Jose?' is about to be answered, at last, but you might not like the answer that you are offered this month. Jupiter, and the invisible planet of Umoho (yet to be discovered by those short sighted scientists who are too busy critiquing our proven horoscope accuracy than to look through their telescopes properly) are about to offer an insight...

Ecology, economics but not ectoplasm, continue to be favorably starred, especially when attending a convention, or dig at the Antarctic.

Barry Manilow is about to have a sudden affect on a decision about something really important around the 17th of April.

This month your destiny favors the number 6 in any lottery selection.

 

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