The French language is about to enhance your speaking vocabulary 10 fold this month (it's probably better to avoid some of the right leaning American radio talk show hosts and hold off calling them with your new love of the French language until after dusk on the 30th.) Joie de vivres, Coup d'états, Ménage à trois's and le weekends are particularly well starred.

Unfortunate complicated misunderstandings, similar to the same kind of misunderstandings they have been having in bad sitcoms for the last 30 years, are set to pepper this month with moments of own-head-slapping frustration.

Crystal balls continue to be your preferred method of future gazing.

This month your destiny is represented by a Broadway musical, or maybe one of the early rejects of American Idol.