Pisces - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Saturn and Jupiter are both concerned that you seem to be listening more to some sort of omnipotent being these days, and are discounting the advice from the planets. Now is the time to make a decision: choose one or the other. Decide before 23rd of the month or risk a leaky pipe.

Stains on furniture, especially on wood, particularly that ring stain thing when you put a hot cup on a wooden table, are badly starred this month, as Saturn takes charge of coasters.

All nut allergy warnings given to you by medical doctors must be heeded at all times, although you will have a craving for hazelnuts around the 6th of the month regardless of how much your face will swell up as a result.

This month your destiny is in need of some moisturizer under its eyes.

 

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