Arguments involving fish, fish fingers, battered fish, fish nuggets and fish sticks that used to be called crab sticks but aren't anymore because there isn't any crab in them (like there ever was) are well starred this month, especially at times of communal eating on the 18th of the month.

Chives, jives and hives are all well starred this month, as Neptune intervenes.

Indecision over the progress of a project will hamper plans on the 7th, especially when you are called upon to give 150% by your boss.

Nodding is better than smiling on Thursdays well into May.

This month your destiny mocks the desperate with a cruel smirk.