Gemini - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Ankle, leg and arm locks are your preferred wrestling holds this month.

Upper, Lower but not Middle East's are well starred this month, especially during the religious holidays.

Kneading dough is well starred especially on baking days, but there is a donut frying oil temperature warning for an above average amount of the time.

This month your misheard pop music lyric sounds like: 'Milk me baby like there's no udder'.

Your destiny has a penchant for small time thievery around the 4th.

 

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