Indigestion following some sort of speed eating / all you can put in your mouth at one time / drinking a whole gallon of milk in one go competition is surprisingly starred this month, as Venus transects the Saturnian Gash.

Now may be the time to put off something once again that you have been putting off for a while.

Controversy, especially involving a celebrity from a popular reality show, is soundly starred as long as you look good with your top off.

Phrases beginning with the words 'do you', 'have you' or 'what's that' are particularly badly starred unless you are a Capricorn under the age of 5.

This month your destiny has powers of persuasion of the evil kind.