Cancer is just an awful name for a horoscope sign isn't it? We have been campaigning for years to get it changed to Cancerian, and our fight goes on. Unfortunately the C word taboo name always makes you shudder slightly when horoscopes are brought up in conversation, and you feel like you should apologize for your star sign's apparent insensitivity. Well, no surprises: you'll have to suck it up once again this month...

Free stuff, gratis and phrases like 'Your money is no good here', are all well starred especially in out of the way bars, shops, or on web sites that your anti virus software screams at you to avoid as if your life depended on it.

This month your destiny is like a werewolf half way through the hair being grown on its back and hands stage.