Aries - April 2010 - Funny Horoscope

Sliding, slipping and shimmying down or across things is well starred this month, especially in icy conditions but also in any really wet or erotically oily conditions too.

Divining water using two sticks held out arms length in front of you is about to become well starred as Saturn and Neptune turn on the equivalent of the celestial juice.

Ducking but not diving is well starred as the end of the month approaches.

Saturn suggests you draw out the ooo when ever you say hello until dusk on the 27th.

This month your destiny is shaped like a misshapen potato.

 

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