Virgo - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Fluff is set to make this year zing with disappointment unless you take an early chance to rid the stuff from your life. Belly button fluff in particular is badly starred, especially when electrical appliances are involved.

The danger of attack from behind while driving, which peppered 2008 so frequently, is about to pass. From 17th February you no longer need to check the back seat for people hiding there waiting to attack you as you drive along. You will continue to do so of course because of what has happened to you earlier, but Neptune now has other things on its mind.

2009 will very much be a year to talk the walk as you decide what you are going to do. Make no rash decisions especially while Neptune and Venus are in such a funk from 3rd May to 17th October.

 
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