Taurus - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Your brutish Taurean appearance is set to offer many benefits this year, especially if fighting and punching is required to end disputes. If law and order breaks down you have been gifted the ability to triumph over adversity by simply sneering or cocking your eye with disdain.

Blancmanges and jelly (jello) are both well starred, but not in the pre-school party sense. Cures for diseases may well be found in sweet deserts, and you will play your part in this discovery that could make what we at the turn of the year believe to be unhealthy food, into super-super foods that everyone should eat for a healthy life.

Expensive chocolate is well starred especially from Switzerland in a triangular form - Toblerone is Saturn's favourite too.

 
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