Scorpio - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Wobbling is majorly starred in your charts this year, be it wobbly bridges, wobbly door locks or wobbly in-car bouncy headed dogs - all are set to inspire and annoy in equal measures, as Saturn bides its time.

Jupiter is determined to give you a great 2009 despite your financial charts coming under the influence of a furious Mars. Mars hasn't been this furious with Scorpio since 1929 so watch out.

Brown furnishings continue to be moderately well starred until dusk on the 17th January and then for the rest of the year are fearfully badly starred, a bit like that television series 'Supernatural' but without getting any help from Sam and Dean.

 
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