A call on a cell phone, or a standard phone, is set to add intrigue into your life for much of May. Running, jumping, but not flying are all highly starred depending on your body weight.

Welding and sewing are both extremely likely around the 17th of each month, apart from July - take this opportunity to catch up with your welding and sewing chores.

You are 25% likely to invent a new cocktail in October. You have a 3% chance of becoming Time magazine's person of the year 2009 for this invention that is set to help the world through a serious economic downturn.

A dog named George deserves a kicking. Kick him with your eyes not your foot.