Leo - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A Walt Disney type incident with some kind of cute Bambi type animal on a back road, or possibly in a street or built up area, is set to enchant a small person who knows you. This small person might be a child, or a dwarf, or a pet. Ensure you have enough Bambi food in your car at all times and possibly a blanket and bottle of water.

A January sale is set to satisfy your clothing needs for the whole year, especially around the 3rd of the first month - indeed, your sale buying selections may alert the attention of a senior store manager who is both horrified at your sales value acumen and admiring of your money saving abilities rarely seen in a member of the public.

Shorts and short skirts are well starred if Jupiter has his way on the 5th of every month in the year. Wear yellow in thanks for the planets' favourable attention.

 
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