Seasonal fruits and vegetables are set to provide moments of culinary panic through most of the year, as Saturn and Mercury go toe-to-toe. Vegetable seasonality and luck are set to diverge systematically, with strawberries and berry fruits in general offering moments of disaster proneness not seen since 1929.

Beware frugal people in all of their forms and especially those who admit to tipping poorly.

Contempt for the rules in your favourite sport are set to lead you to continued moments of sending off, or reprimands from stewards.

A husband or wife may gain over 20 pounds due to mysterious reasons that can only be explained by secretly placing a camera in the kitchen.