Capricorn - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Hazard warnings have never bothered you very much, especially on building sites and electricity generating plants, however now might be the time to review your views on such things. You have undoubtedly been lucky, and your luck may be about to run out especially on Tuesdays well into July.

Pluto is having ructions with one of its many moons which means that any attempt at becoming a mediator in a dispute is set from poor to disastrous depending on the time of the year. Mostly keep your distance, unless it is your job to mediate, in which case you only have yourself to blame for your career choices way back when.

Your chart for July seems to indicate that you are about to come in for a substantial amount of wealth, or stuff. Be forewarned: set up an Ebay sellers account in a split second to maximise your returns.

'Judge not lest though be judged' is a motto, go figure.


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