Cancer - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

The letter 'p' is set to provide moments of unfettered joy this year, although not in January, February, March, July and October where nothing but evil will result.

Dogs with big fluffy ears are initially well starred, but Jupiter begins a transjunct of the Plutonian Mercurial from 8am on the 16th January until well into evensong of the 17th November, which will cause canines of all hues to masticate wildly on your arrival.

A similar situation may occur with people of all hues: stand your ground and refuse to clean up after the merriment has passed.

Jupiter predicts a year filled with piffle.

 
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