Aries - Whole Year 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Normal shaped and sized horses are exceptionally well starred until well into noon of the 12th November 2009, however beware: Horses of abnormal sizes and shapes are so badly starred that there is the equivalent of a storm advisory from the weather service, but from the mystic and horoscopes authority, which is set to blow in from the west for most of the first half of 2009.

Wind is otherwise well starred, as is wind power generally in what could be the precursor to your most environmentally friendly year ever.

Light and shade will vary in danger for most of the year, with darkness pipping lightness' badness at times. Beware graveyards and things much bigger than you that go bump in the night.

September could be a time for remonstrations with tax officials and their like.


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