September 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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Jack And Jill's Upper Hill Horoscope Of The Year, Vinegar Division, March 2009

The Yogi Bear, Donald Duck and The Flintstone's cross over branded cartoon horoscope involving horns, April 2009

Number 23 Jim Carrey movie tie in Capricorn horoscope June and July 2008

Are We There Yet? Parental Advice To Toddlers In A Horoscope, Aquarius and Taurus Summer Vacation 2007

Banana Growers Association Horoscope, Saturn Branch, Pisces 2009

 

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