Virgo - September 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A granny style woman with a hair bun, flowery blouse and fat flat brown shoes with the same color brown flower on the tip toe, is set to provide moments of cookie and cup cake based solace in an otherwise cake baran month.

On the positive side, somebody's amazingly bad fortune is about to provide you with a piece of well needed good fortune this month. Luckily you have no idea the pain your good fortune has been won from the misfortunes of others.

Magic, involving rabbits appearing unexpectedly behind enraptured pre teens ears, should not pull your eyes off the road at various times on the 18th.

Running in designer clothes on sandy Malibu type beaches is about to become a way of life, you glamorpuss you.

 

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