Roaring, saying 'argh!' and stabbing your hand in the air threateningly, are all starred upwards of 7 on the appropriate scale for more times than not this month.
Drinks in tall elegant glasses that are served automatically with cherries and olives are perfectly starred at last, following a period of poor planetary attention. Hangovers in particular are set to lessen by up to 0.4% as the month progresses with Jupiter picking up the celestial tab.
War movies in which Jake Gyllenhaal stars are so badly starred that in Ireland the leprechauns will be placarding the movie theatres in which any film he has out at the moment is being shown. It's a shame because he put in a lot of hard work in bulking up his physique for the movie.
Beware being seduced by the ending credits of a favorite television show or movie. It is not your want to know what an assistant grip does.