October 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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Yeeeharg! Country Music Awards, Aries Horoscope Of The Year 2009

Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained Venture Capital Horoscope Prediction Of The Year, Taurus 2006, Derivative Instruments Division

Slap My Thigh And Call Me Daddy Magazine Horoscope Of The Month, November 2008

The Largest Hatted Horoscope Readers Of Texas Horoscope Of The Month, three consecutive months January-March 2009

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