Virgo - October 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A popular internet chat room is simply filled to bursting with strange and deceitful people, especially on the 16th of the month. Go in with a healthy skepticism and treat the experience as some kind of research project in understanding human nature. Jupiter suggests asking deep and leading questions that nobody can answer, it doesn't really make any difference, and, if Saturn has done his job, you will at the end of it be amazed that people actually do meet up on the internet and marry, or is this another internet conspiracy?

Currants, but not sultanas, are well starred in any cake eating endeavor until at least the 13th of the month when the situation reverses itself excepting for a brief moment on 22nd when neither are particularly well starred at all. Blame this confusion on Saturn, the cake eating bastard planet.

A purchase on an internet auction site could go spectacularly wrong this month, keep your cool and everything will turn out so-so.

This month your destiny is suffering from Water Flu.


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