Field ball sports are well starred especially when the balls are similar in size to a man's head, if Mercury has anything to do with it this month.

Yellow birds, green birds and black birds are all averagely starred as long as they are not seen on the same branch as blue birds, which is a bad omen in the standard Damien sense this month.

An item of electronics could exhibit signs of depression - give it a friendly but firm tap to shake it out of its funk.

Angry people fear your razor sharp wit and forgetfulness of social etiquette while under shouty-pressure. Hardening your knuckles by bathing them for an hour in vinegar before an angry punching is well starred.

This month your destiny has Hippopotamus Flu.