Pisces - October 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Singing in harmony coupled with choreographed dance moves are well starred this month, as long as you are not on the outside position in any dance. Those on the outside run an abnormal risk of stage falls and bruises, as Jupiter becomes a critic.

Worryingly homely television shows popular in the 50's in which a woman does all the housework cheerfully are well starred until noon of the 19th.

Flashes of light, strange low humming noises and possibly even close encounters of the third to fifth kind, are likely as Saturn transects a literal supernatural plain of wonderment.

Beware the colors red and yellow until up to the holiday season especially if a person wearing this color combination has shiny white teeth.

This month your destiny has Parrot Flu.

 

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