Exciting moments will be interspersed with ultra 'how about I knit some socks' boring bits this month.
Attempts to cheer yourself up after a sudden shock or birthday celebration, will be foiled if you have eaten too much birthday cake - beware pink icing in all of its forms.
Ghosts, especially ones that go bump in the night, are well starred this month and may answer a question you have had about someone from your past, or not - it's a flip of a coin chance.
Trains traveling in a south-easterly direction are well starred, but only travel north-easterly at your peril.
This month your destiny is a wind fan like they use in the movies set to full whack. Hold on until November or you will blow away like that old cow in Twister.