Libra - October 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Exciting moments will be interspersed with ultra 'how about I knit some socks' boring bits this month.

Attempts to cheer yourself up after a sudden shock or birthday celebration, will be foiled if you have eaten too much birthday cake - beware pink icing in all of its forms.

Ghosts, especially ones that go bump in the night, are well starred this month and may answer a question you have had about someone from your past, or not - it's a flip of a coin chance.

Trains traveling in a south-easterly direction are well starred, but only travel north-easterly at your peril.

This month your destiny is a wind fan like they use in the movies set to full whack. Hold on until November or you will blow away like that old cow in Twister.


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