Leo - October 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Drumming, as in the being a drummer for a rock or punk bank sense, are superbly starred this month especially if you have innate rhythm and look acceptably aggressive with your shirt off and sweat too much for the videos.

Street parades are well starred as are cheerleading activities including twizzling pompoms and those long thick stick things whatever they are called.

Partying, not in the paper hats sense, is well starred this month and your chatting up techniques will come under the helpful influence of a fatherly Jupiter.

You will take a Do Not Try This At Home warning on a television show or movie as a challenge and do everything in your power to try this in your home to no adverse effects, to your surprise.

This month your destiny has Dodo Flu.

 

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