Grudge matches with your worst enemy are well starred this month as long as your opponent is Aries or a fellow Capricorn. All other star signs are badly starred to the point of run to the hills levels of bad luck. Beware in particular falling over backwards over low hedges and particularly into busy roads, incoming heat guided missiles, buckets filled with custard, your trousers falling down unexpectedly, computers breaking unexpectedly just after you have put a really naughty wallpaper on your desktop, and people with tourette's.

Lawn mowing is particularly excitingly well starred this month, as is cutting hedges with those large scissor type thingies.

Saturn and Mercury both cast a furrowed brow this month to all Capricorns intent on self improvement programs: Now is not the time, disregard any smiley faced positive self motivators who try to persuade you otherwise - they are probably on commission.

This month your destiny has started holiday shopping already.