'Shuda wuda cuda' is just one of the Sex And The City inspired cultural references that are set to pepper your month, especially as the 'girls' start to prepare for a global media blitz to promote their upcoming Sex And The City 2: The Product Placement Movie.

Horses, cows and hens are all well starred apart from their manure, which is particularly badly starred especially in incidents in which it comes into contact with clothing or shoes: there's a global open toe shoes warning in place all month.

Hard pointy hats (the dangerous to birds landing on them variety) will increase in usefulness by a factor of 5 between the 6th and up to Halloween.

This month your destiny has Swine Flu so will need to lay down.