Levitation, mind control and speed eating are all highly starred this month, and Jupiter is currently pondering the merits of taking control of your stomach around the 17th.

Periods of bed rest are highly starred, as are moments of stand up quarreling, especially now you can (temporarily) read your boss's mind. Tuesday may be the best time to ask for a raise.

Mercury begins a decade long trajectory through the dominant waterfall star configuration on the 6th of the month. Try to solve any whodunit type riddles by that time, as your chances of successfully solving problems like this diminishes quite remarkably from thence on.

A joke involving an Irishman, a Polish man and a horse may make you wish you had not laughed so hard around the 21st.

This month your destiny is like a fish on a bike trying to pedal up a steep incline.