Taurus - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A hand gesture you learned from watching 'The Wire', an involuntary facial contortion and a sigh just at the wrong moment is set to bring you into conflict with a prominent member of the local hood. A shootout may be on the cards unless you can solve this predicament peaceably. Saturn hasn't a clue what to suggest, but is looking forward to the show as the nights start to darken.

Up but not down motions with your feet are highly starred on Tuesdays.

This month your mojo will be tested by the planets - avoid noisy bars with above average amounts of bare flesh especially if they have more than two pool tables.

A contretemps or a palaver are two moments of social madness you should avoid if at all possible.

This month your destiny has the Bee Gees.

 

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