Scorpio - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Barricades, boulders and berry fruits are all b words set to pepper this month with meaning.

Jupiter is engaged in an urgent mercy mission for Aquarius this month so don't expect any help in any water based rescue attempts.

A moment of community service based angst will see you enrolling in some soup based pursuit. Favor tomato rather than chicken flavors.

An idea concerning levitation and mind based control (like in Star Wars) is about to enter your consciousness. You are at the forefront of this technology, and no scientist can measure your success, so make what you can from the results that you get in any media pursuits.

This month your destiny has a shadow.

 

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