Sagittarius - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A stand-up shouting argument, a flippant remark taken the wrong way, or an accidental slap across the face in a moment of shop based frustration, are set to pepper this month with potentially local police cell spending quality time. Your typically Sagittarius survival mechanism will serve you well in any prison based environments, especially in any soap hiding endeavors in the shower.

Consequences of a decision made around 6th February 2008 are about to come back to confront you in a mawkish, or at least a strangely uneasy way. You will have to learn how to rise above any theatrical based taunting or high pitched singing.

Costumes held over from halloween hold out the prospect of a well deserved revenge plot once your bank balance has been restored.

This month your destiny has heart burn.


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