Pisces - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Walking up and down stairs in the dark is well starred this month, as long as you do not live in a house with Taureans, Aries or Sagittarius, which is very bad - these currently hostile star signs will set out to leave things to trip you up in a series of planetary inspired carelessnesses that may at first sight seem unduly vicious, but in fact they are a well deserved warning to you from afar.

Stuffed toys are set to have an above average impact this month: watch out especially for Barney, Donald Duck, Pluto and Chip'n'Dale in no particular order.

Music boxes have a message to impart if only you had the time and the vibration skills to understand what they are telling you. Pluto, the planet not the Disney character you are trying to avoid tripping over, are in your corner as you try to work it all out.

This month your destiny is shy, give it a hug.

 

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