Libra - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

You are developing a new surprise self defense technique in which you run straight into your attacker, rather than the conventional technique of running away. Early testing has proven quite successful - now might be the time to try your technique out on unaggressive people who are not your supportive family and friends.

Fighting/self defense tip from the planets: Toughening up your fists by soaking your hands in vinegar is an old training adage but it doesn't actually harden your knuckles, what is good about doing it is that the smell of the so-soaked fists can knock out your opponent through the pungent smell.

Films in which mad orchestration attempts to scare you are badly starred, especially if you are of a nervous disposition and always carry around with you a cup and saucer three quarters filled with hot tea.

This month your destiny is looking forward to a public holiday.


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