High fives are more highly starred this month than low fives and not for the reason you might expect. In fact, blocking a low five will become increasingly badly starred this month as someone, or an animal, will aim straight for the midsection in supposed ruff play, or maybe just because they fancy being over familiar.

Animal tossing, but only in the friendly throwing over short distances sense, is well starred this month, especially for yappy type dogs and kittens.

Licking your lips and other food appreciating body functions (including breaking lavish amounts of wind if you are from Belgium) are so-soly starred up until day break of the 23rd of the month.

This month your destiny wears the frown of a confused boy scout.