Aquarius - November 2009 - Funny Horoscope

An old favorite movie has an important message for you this month. (Horoscope heads up: It might be a good time to change your favorite movie if your favorite is Chainsaw Massacre or Halloween.) The message will, of course, depend on the movie, so, say, the Sound of Music indicates a nifty escape; Casablanca a doomed romance in black and white; Toy Story a leg is going to be pulled off in a horrible lorry type accident. That sort of thing.

Joining in things is well starred for some of the month, particularly local community groups especially on Wednesday evenings up until 7:30PM.

Salt and pepper are about to come into their own in a condiment based dilemma on the 15th - select carefully and your future prospects will be enhanced in any wrist shaking activity well into the new year.

This month your destiny wears the frock of an old hook-nosed lady of very very many summers gone.


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