May 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

National Arguing Championships, Taurus Argument Of The Year, 2008

Cute Animals In A Sagittarius Horoscope August 2008, The Cutest Animals In The World On YouTube Online Video Clickers Group

Best Horoscope Service Made Into A Musical Of The Year 2007

Geronimo! Yahoo! and Yikes! in a Horoscope, April 2007, The National Institute For The Promotion Of Exclamation Grammar

Most Inaccurate Horoscope Of The Year 2007, The Critics Association, Horoscopes Section

Most Accurate Horoscope Of The Year 2007, The Critics Of Critics Association, Horoscopes Section

 

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