ups and downs this month, favour the ups by 5 to 1. In particular,
avoid the exhalation 'Weee-eeeeeee' in any up, and particularly
down, slides, falls or slips.
bears and penguins, yes we know they live on different continents,
are both absolutely terribly starred. Avoid both at the risk
of icy, watery, funny outtake grade, conclusions.
has a plan to put on a musical to raise money for the local
youth group. Don't get involved - run away and don't come
back until the fat lady with the heavy eyebrows has sung and
it's been on the news or YouTube whichever happens first.
eating or drinking competition may provide extreme toilet
based excitement in an otherwise humdrum month.
month your destiny has a 9% chance of pulling through.