Scorpio - May 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Cantankerous old crinkled men and women of an advancing age are set to provide problems you only heard were possible while half reading problem pages in old peoples magazines in the dentist's or doctor's waiting room... Plying these troublesome folk with flowers or fishing tackle may be the only way to get on the good side of these bitter old gippers.

Walking, hiking, sauntering, are all set to provide well needed exercise this month especially if accompanied by a dog or any pet happy to playfully snap at your heels.

Bird eating mammals, including spiders and scorpions, are all on hand to add a Disney type experience at times throughout the month, as long as any blue 'tweety' type birds are kept out of harms way.

This month your destiny is in shock, don't make any loud noises.


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