A fat person you have secretly cruelly nicknamed 'The Blob' could be set for secret, cruel, nickname revenge this month. Beware strangers smiling on your approach and possibly snickering at your expense. Does 'The Blob' know of your secret, cruel, nickname and is scheming to bring you down? or was this all just a Saturn inspired coincidence?

Fish racing is a new sport you are set to invent, or at least aid in its invention this month. Handled correctly, this could be the next Twitter type internet sensation. Well done, thank your lucky planets, especially Uranus.

A lotion, or some sort of creamy substance, is set to provide moments of glee this month if Saturn has anything to do with it. Rumours of an anti-aging cream that actually works are set to add excitement to your beautifying endeavours.

Look out behind you 5% more than usual for incoming scares.