Crooning in all of its forms is well starred this month, especially on Tuesdays after dinner. "Shooo be dooo biee dooo" and "Bojangles" are particular favourites of both Saturn and Neptune.

Tubers, the potatoey vegetable type, not tubas the musical instruments, are well starred from the 7th of the month and for the rest of the year. The general Pisces musical instrument warning is now at level 4, or in drum language that's a medium size bang.

Excruciating screams and cymbal bangs may come in from the west or they might not depending on cloud formations over the Asian peninsula after the 16th.

This month your destiny wears the frock of an overeager 12 year old party goer who has eaten too much cake.