More patterns will appear this month (see last month here). Look out in particular for the numbers 36, 66, 89 and 25,768,656,897,987 which will pepper your month mystically at frequent intervals.

Beware men, women, and websites that pretend to know your future - apart from this website as we told you first.

Ignore in particular the advice given you by anyone called Larry, apart from Larry King on CNN, although ignore everything else CNN says as you probably already do anyway, where did they go wrong?

Goose eggs are highly recommended this month as Neptune attends a bird watching course which has an integrated cookery module.

This month your destiny has the frown of a bewildered sailor.