Aquarius - May 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Saturn has a tune in his planetary head and he can't stop singing it. The song is 'Is you is or is you ain't my baby?' and at the end of each line the planet does a tiny jig that sends the forces of the cosmos in your direction. Aquarius is thus set for another eventful month for which plan making looks doomed to failure in increasingly bizarre ways.

The old Chinese curse 'to live in interesting times' could be the sub header to your news print reported triumphs and failures this month, or it could be an excuse for you to do nothing, or to do everything, the planets seem happy to allow you to make up your own mind this month.

Crash courses are particularly badly starred as you will find it difficult to learn anything of consequences with all this planetary singing going on.

This month the dawn of your destiny has the scent of the fragrant Starling.


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