March 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

The Left To Right Butter Spreaders On Toast Of South Texas, Big Bend Branch, Capricorn and Sagittarius Horoscope Of The Year 2006

Horoscope At The End Of The Rainbow Award, Red And Orange sections, March 2008

The Aries Don't Invest With Bernard Madoff Let Us Tell You Why Horoscope Of The Year, February 2002

The Walt Disney Corporation Celebratory Court Summons For Copyright Violation Of A Disney Copyright Character In A Horoscope, Sagittarius 2008

 

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