Virgo - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Overhead throws are set to make this month zing with daring do...

Either in a supermarket, at a hospital or in other assorted newsworthy circumstances, throwing things over your head accurately under pressure will secure for you a heroic status usually limited to those who land failing commercial airlines in the river saving the lives of all on board.

What could be a brick, or possibly the word 'frick' are set to pepper this month with meaning - the charts are a bit ambiguous after the 2nd.

Your destiny seems to be wearing the pink party frock of the poorly advised hippopotamus again this month.

 

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