Taurus - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

OH STOP IT! You are only pretending to be fed-up with the positive comments about your chiselled physique, handsome features, money making acumen and home-building skills.

This month your critics will be hampered by a plot hatched by Jupiter and Mars in November last year. Just enjoy being you!

Rolling, sliding and smashing through light wooden scenery from a local theatre are all plausibly starred.

Hercules, Zeus and Achilles are all mythical characters set to offer their advice in unexpected ways this month.

 

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