is determined that you and your family hear all the expletive
deleted words from MTV tunes this month. Why Saturn has it
in for you like this is uncertain. Offer a sacrifice of a
giant chocolate chip cookie to Saturn, along with a glass
of milk to Neptune on the 6th to see what happens. If the
planets do not accept your offer, consume the items yourself
before the milk gets warm, and begin work on another plan.
pizza, and chips are all well starred this month, especially
in Rome, Italy, and Venice, Nebraska. Avoid the fish in Florence,
Italy/California/Mexico, until the 18th when Saturn is set
to hide the croutons out of reach.
month your destiny is apt to illusory manias. Invite the half
goat half old lady in for tea.