Sagittarius - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

At last, your losing streak is about to lead to new, profitable, opportunities!

Embrace those who berate you, they are merely enraptured in the sweet moment of Pluto inspired poetic insults as the planet takes control of their jaws. (Pluto's poetic phase will ultimately be to your advantage.)

Sunglasses should be worn sparingly after dark on the 7th as they will look especially pretentious at that time, or possibly even give the comical impression that you have forgotten you have them on.

This month your destiny is taking a well deserved saunter down a lane of optimism..

 

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