Pisces - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A coincidence, or maybe just a strange incidence, is set to restrain joy for much of the month.

Garlic, silver bullets and red painted star-like diagrams on the floor will add a new dimension to your housekeeping endeavours.

Fruit is about to give you a well needed message. This message could come in the form of a choking fit, a zinging-zap of pain in a cracked lip from a citrus fruit, or possibly just excruciating bowel cramps. The choice is out of your hands. Pick your fruit carefully and probably best to peal it yourself until well into twilight of the 18th, or when Jupiter is out of sight.

This month your destiny has cataracts in all the right places.

 

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